Total Medals Earned: 1,041 (From 248 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,290 Points
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/180 points)
Medals Earned: 5/6 (85/135 points)
Medals Earned: 6/7 (85/95 points)
Medals Earned: 18/44 (160/500 points)
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/165 points)
Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/355 points)
Medals Earned: 3/13 (40/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/55 points)
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
Medals Earned: 2/13 (10/150 points)
100 headshots
Fought 100 soldiers
Got all weapons
Fought 200 soldiers
Fought 500 soldiers
300 headshots
600 headshots. Because practice makes perfection.
Finished the game. Congratulations!
Eat 100 animals.
Eat 10 yeti.
Eat 200 elves.
Eat 20 flying spaghetti.
Take out Santa!
Get over 100 combo.
Eat something tasty.
Eat 100 cows.
Destroy a UFO.
Take down a jumbo jet.
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Eat 200 Nyan Cats.
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
You found the baseball bat!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
You found the hidden skull!
Start the game... press the play button.
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You found the dead blue bird!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You found the Goober action figurine!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
You found the knife!
You found the magical shrunken head!
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You've earned extra kupo!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found the video game controller!
You found bird poop! Yay!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
Dodge 500 spikes.
Complete 5 stages that aren't new.
Complete a new stage without taking damage (must be past The City).
Collect 30 Cash Drops
Complete the game on Normal
Purchase every permanent item.
Dodge 500 spikes in a row.
Complete the game on Hard.
Dodge 1,500 spikes.
Dodge 4,000 spikes.
Complete the game with an Extension.
Get all stat upgrades to 8.
Collect your first coin
Kill at least one nerd
Died at least once
Complete the first level
Died 50 times
Kill 50 nerds
Collect 10000 coins
Died 100 times
Complete the game
Collect 50000 coins
Kill 100 nerds
Complete the game without a single death
Escaped the soothing shack
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Reached the relaxed retreat
Escaped in 10 minutes or less
Escaped the basement
Escaped in 5 minutes or less
Kill the card.
Get The Gem
Get to the antidote
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Reach Level 3
Score 2000 points
10 Challenges won
Clear 25 same color shapes in 1 move
Score 1000 in single move
500 Challenges won
Clear 30 same color shapes in 1 move
Clear 5000 shapes
Reach Level 10
Score 50000 points
Complete Last Level
Score 150000 points
